The Mountain Funnelweb T-Shirt

If you love spiders, then you're gonna love wearing The Mountain's Funnelweb shirt. This sturdy yet venomous spider has a bite capable of causing serious injury or death in humans if left untreated. But look how cute it is! This eight-legged creature is the perfect companion for your daily activities. House chores (they love to eat flies, and weaker spiders), grocery shopping, and scaring old people at the bus stop. Not to mention that cool lock around the chain, which can be used to fend off those carrying bug spray and other non-spider-friendly goods.

• Pre-Shrunk, Medium Weight, 100% Cotton
• Relaxed, Classic Fit
• Hand-Dyed With Organic Dyes
• Printed With Soft, Non-Toxic Water-Based Inks
• Reinforced Double-Stitching On All Seams